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Like photons make up light, m00ons make up cows.

A cow is not "matter" in the conventional sense but, rather, a collection of m00ons. Bet ya didn't know that :p

The whole eating grass thing is a front, cows know that if humans found out they really use a simple form of nuclear fusion they would all be experimented on (rather than say, killed and eaten)

The byproducts of the reaction going on inside the cow are "milk" and "shit"

Cows eat grass but secretly throw it up at night. Grass does not taste good.

Thou shalt love thy cow lest it explode in a ball of fire.
See that cow?

its really just a collection of m00ons
m00on by semajal February 10, 2004
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m0onxxfa1ry 

The hottest mf on this plant
Joe momma: hey my crush rejected me :(
Deez nuts: oh im sorry I have a crush on someone hopefully they dont reject me
Joe momma: who is it?
Deez nuts: its m0onxxfa1ry

Joe momma: wait shes so hot your definitely getting rejected sorry man
Deez nuts: oh
m0onxxfa1ry by _nini..malfoy_ October 7, 2021
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A psuedo-personality one tranforms into when feeling sxually frustrated whereby one uses low intensity low risk, high result, usually internet, courting methods to scare or pick-up a partner, predominantly a male trait.
'i was too poor to go out on saturday night so i did a m00ny on the computer instead'
m00ny by Mauricio March 28, 2004
When someone acts like a situation is larger then it is. Giving a person or situation too much credit.

When someone overstates the importance for something
Jaret Wright 1997 da m00n

that was the coolest thing ever, it was like 0mg da m00n da bizb0mb
da m00n by tireball.com July 10, 2004
When someone acts like a situation is larger then it is. Giving a person or situation too much credit.
Jaret Wright 1997 da m00n

that was the coolest thing ever, it was like 0mg da m00n da bizb0mb
da m00n by John July 10, 2004

m0onxxfa1ry 

The hottest person alive <33
Deez: hey do you know who m0onxxfa1ry is??
Joe: omg yea shes so hot she could be a model

Deez: do you think I could have a chance?
Joe: heck no your wayyyy to ugly for her
m0onxxfa1ry by _nini..malfoy_ October 7, 2021

m00nfrube 

A group of teenage girls that begun with the duo, Casey and Theresa. This group creates all sorts of movies for the internet, upgrading their equipment as much as they can to make the quality of the movie even better. m00nfrube is the generation movie makers that are right behind smosh duo of Anthony and Ian.
I want to join m00nfrube!!
m00nfrube by Zikku June 21, 2006
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