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Like photons make up light, m00ons make up cows.

A cow is not "matter" in the conventional sense but, rather, a collection of m00ons. Bet ya didn't know that :p

The whole eating grass thing is a front, cows know that if humans found out they really use a simple form of nuclear fusion they would all be experimented on (rather than say, killed and eaten)

The byproducts of the reaction going on inside the cow are "milk" and "shit"

Cows eat grass but secretly throw it up at night. Grass does not taste good.

Thou shalt love thy cow lest it explode in a ball of fire.
See that cow?

its really just a collection of m00ons
m00on by semajal February 10, 2004
Words you can keep

m0onxxfa1ry 

The hottest mf on this plant
Joe momma: hey my crush rejected me :(
Deez nuts: oh im sorry I have a crush on someone hopefully they dont reject me
Joe momma: who is it?
Deez nuts: its m0onxxfa1ry

Joe momma: wait shes so hot your definitely getting rejected sorry man
Deez nuts: oh
m0onxxfa1ry by _nini..malfoy_ October 7, 2021
Related Words
A psuedo-personality one tranforms into when feeling sxually frustrated whereby one uses low intensity low risk, high result, usually internet, courting methods to scare or pick-up a partner, predominantly a male trait.
'i was too poor to go out on saturday night so i did a m00ny on the computer instead'
m00ny by Mauricio March 28, 2004
When someone acts like a situation is larger then it is. Giving a person or situation too much credit.

When someone overstates the importance for something
Jaret Wright 1997 da m00n

that was the coolest thing ever, it was like 0mg da m00n da bizb0mb
da m00n by tireball.com July 10, 2004
When someone acts like a situation is larger then it is. Giving a person or situation too much credit.
Jaret Wright 1997 da m00n

that was the coolest thing ever, it was like 0mg da m00n da bizb0mb
da m00n by John July 10, 2004

m0onxxfa1ry 

The hottest person alive <33
Deez: hey do you know who m0onxxfa1ry is??
Joe: omg yea shes so hot she could be a model

Deez: do you think I could have a chance?
Joe: heck no your wayyyy to ugly for her
m0onxxfa1ry by _nini..malfoy_ October 7, 2021

m00nfrube 

A group of teenage girls that begun with the duo, Casey and Theresa. This group creates all sorts of movies for the internet, upgrading their equipment as much as they can to make the quality of the movie even better. m00nfrube is the generation movie makers that are right behind smosh duo of Anthony and Ian.
I want to join m00nfrube!!
m00nfrube by Zikku June 21, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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