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mönkerö

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A major red flag 🚩 when someone calls you a mönkerö. It basically means the person saying it is clinically insane.
by Skaoir January 13, 2022
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Monero

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Monero (XMR) is a private and untraceable cryptocurrency that keeps money confidential. Contrary to many cryptocurrency projects, it's actually grassroots, developed as a decentralized open source software, and dedicated to privacy & freedom.
See also SHUM.
- Did you hear the twitter hackers got caught by following their Bitcoin transactions?
- Haha, so dumb, they should have asked for Monero!
by 01111010 August 3, 2020
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Monkertron

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A giant metallic robot strangely obsessed with saying 'Monkertron' in its metallic robot voice, and hiding and singing in the undergrowth scaring the Lavatory Shrews. The Monkertron is clearly an early (failed) experiment in AI as it often mis-quotes items in its memory and can often trip when trying to mult-task and say 'Lloyds' while walking. A pungent odour often surrounds Monkertron and some external staining is often evident especially around the omelette region.
Winda - Listen, you smell something?
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
by zzwill December 1, 2011
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Alex J Montero

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The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!
You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
by J MONTERO'S BIGGEST FAN May 18, 2022
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a cult dedicated to the fellow primates. it is one of the most greatly appreciated legends and is still known today. ducceducce is an ally to monkemonke. it is once theorized that monkemonke and donkedonke were once in a serious fight, leaving them as enemies, we never saw them together again. monkemonke is known to have brown fur head to toe, excluding the face, hands, and feet. the cult is formed of dedicated members who spend precious hours of their life worshipping to monkemonke. MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM is one of the most prestigious cults ever created and remains one until the end.
Hey, we better get going, we're gonna miss the MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM meeting, hurry up!
by monkemonke worshipper January 3, 2022
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Derived from the phrase or name "Funky Monkey". It is described as a person who expresses one's self in a funky and comical way, making no sense in their actions or words. One who is comically spontaneous resulting in no logical or mature explanation of their actions or outbursts. A person who sees themselves as funny, while others see them as odd or weird. One who does or says things, to entertain one's self at the disposal of others, such as telling jokes that make no sense, just to see the expressions on other's faces, and watching reactions from others.
Joe: "Hey man, did you see that? I just wiped my mind with a burger wrapper!"

Sam: "Dude....what's that suppose to mean?"

Joe: "Totally dude....I agree!"

Sam: "Bro...you are one crazy funky monker!"
by 2crazy2tell April 17, 2009
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Montero

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A very smart person with sexual body features
You made a 100% on the test you are very montero
by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015
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