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M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

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I'm THERE dude

awesome, count me in, let's go

put a strong accent on "there"

Similar to I'm friends with that except more emphatic and action oriented.

What McDonald's was striving for and disasterously missed with their I'm lovin it slogan, an anagram that can be rearranged to form 'ailing vomit'
You've got extra tickets and backstage passes for the U2 concert? I'm THERE dude.
I'm THERE dude by mandingoe December 2, 2004

carpe dude'm 

Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.
Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"

Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?
carpe dude'm by joel67 January 25, 2011

Nah dude I'm fine 

Common expression of disagreement from a shitfacedindividual on their current level of shitfacedness.
Guy 1: You sure you can drive? You're pretty drunk, you can't even walk!

Guy 2: Nah dude I'm fine. *pukes in Guy 1's lap*

Guy 1: Fuckin drunktard...
Nah dude I'm fine by st1kypalmz December 12, 2009

Dude I'm so high right now 

Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain
Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!