A dead-end town with scarce shopping areas or anything remotely fun and the guys are either creepy, weird guys and thugs. In addition, Jerry Falwell owns most of the town and is completely ignorant and needs to stop ripping of Christians.
Friend (who lives out-of-state): Yeah, our university party was awesome last night. What did you do last night?
Girl (lives in lynchburg): Went to Food Lion and got hit on by 2 freaks and a liberty student who talked about not being able to watch rated-R movies.
Girl (lives in lynchburg): Went to Food Lion and got hit on by 2 freaks and a liberty student who talked about not being able to watch rated-R movies.
by Mary January 17, 2005
A dead end, broken down, landlocked, miserable city located in the mountains of Central Virginia. It's a pit that will steal your soul. Everyone there is possessed by the devil whether they know it or not. There's one way in and one way out. Once you cross the route 29 bridge over the James River Lucifer takes your soul. Some say the river represents River Styx (The river in the bible that leads you into hell)
by snake187 July 26, 2008
A disgusting, boring, shithole of a town that Satan raised out of the depths of the River Styx and placed in Central Virginia. This was done in order to use as an alternative punishment for non-Lynchburg resident college students when they committed a grievous sin. The town obviously shows its Satanic influence as its residents are brainwashed into thinking it's a great place to live in, while college students know better and see it for what it is.
The town however, does provide some great lulz to any non-resident when it and its citizens try to pass it off as an "up and coming city". This, of course, is a bunch bullshit, when any decent city has at least more than one art store (yes, Lynchburg has only one art store) and has some clubs (which they don't), high quality shopping isn't just limited to a small mall, Walmart, and Target, its greatest achievement isn't Liberty University and its highlights aren't large amount of churches and fast-food restaurants.
The town however, does provide some great lulz to any non-resident when it and its citizens try to pass it off as an "up and coming city". This, of course, is a bunch bullshit, when any decent city has at least more than one art store (yes, Lynchburg has only one art store) and has some clubs (which they don't), high quality shopping isn't just limited to a small mall, Walmart, and Target, its greatest achievement isn't Liberty University and its highlights aren't large amount of churches and fast-food restaurants.
Lynchburg: Proof that Hell doesn't reside beneath the earth.
See also: hillbilly-town shithole bullshit punishment waste lynchburg
See also: hillbilly-town shithole bullshit punishment waste lynchburg
by Need to escape October 4, 2009
lynchburg is a nice town with a large population of university students with morals ( shocker) and koreans, mostly from liberty university. there are some parts that are pretty getto though
by randomitity January 17, 2013
A double shot of Jack Daniels, a shot of orange liquer (triple sec) topped off with sours mix and lemonade.
by Tom Pennick November 26, 2006
A Small City / Large Town in Southwestern Virginia. It can be said this is the region that time forgot. Very little changes here and not a recommended area to live if you have some vivaciousness and spunk in you.
Unfortunately Lynchburg's most notable resident is the late Jerry Falwell and his founded institution of biased higher learning, Liberty University, an evangelical college.
Social Progressiveness will always take a back seat to narrow mindedness in Lynchburg so be wary.
And has it been covered there is nothing to do here?? Yes? Ok, good.
Unfortunately Lynchburg's most notable resident is the late Jerry Falwell and his founded institution of biased higher learning, Liberty University, an evangelical college.
Social Progressiveness will always take a back seat to narrow mindedness in Lynchburg so be wary.
And has it been covered there is nothing to do here?? Yes? Ok, good.
Mr. T and Me are strolling down a street in Lynchburg, Virginia one afternoon, trying to find something to do. A woman comes walking down the street.
ME: Excuse me miss, but what is there to do in Lynchburg?
WOMAN: Well, unfortunately not much out of the same ol same ol.
ME: So living here is pretty much a drag then, huh?
WOMAN: But Lynchburg is a great place to raise a family!!
Mr. T starts blowing fire out of his ears, rips his shirt off with his expanding muscles, and runs on top a car and squashes it.
WOMAN: Did I say something wrong?
MR. T: I pitty the fool that say that one more time!! One more time!!
ME: Excuse me miss, but what is there to do in Lynchburg?
WOMAN: Well, unfortunately not much out of the same ol same ol.
ME: So living here is pretty much a drag then, huh?
WOMAN: But Lynchburg is a great place to raise a family!!
Mr. T starts blowing fire out of his ears, rips his shirt off with his expanding muscles, and runs on top a car and squashes it.
WOMAN: Did I say something wrong?
MR. T: I pitty the fool that say that one more time!! One more time!!
by lltj September 26, 2009
A little town nustled at the base of mountains. Known mainly for Liberty University, Jerry Falwell, and being part of the Civil War. There is nothing for the typical teenager/college student to do on the weekend cept maybe the dollar movies or bowling. Therefore, most go "cruising" down Wards(yes, even with gas at $3 a gallon). There are a few bars, but maybe 1 or 2 dance 'clubs' but they are overtaken by middle aged single women who've had plastic surgery and think they can still shake it *shudders*
Billy: whatchu doin?
Karen: Nothin...you?
Billy: gonna go to Lynchburg, va maybe to a movie....wanna come?
Karen: no....thats all we've done, lets find something else
Billy: there IS nothin else to do woman!
Karen: Nothin...you?
Billy: gonna go to Lynchburg, va maybe to a movie....wanna come?
Karen: no....thats all we've done, lets find something else
Billy: there IS nothin else to do woman!
by Kelleigh April 23, 2006