lurpin'
lurpin' by Rosco Kennedy December 20, 2006
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lurpin
Verb. To Lurp is to hit on a girl in a certain way. Lurpin is a combination of skeezin macin and creepin.
lurpin by Bedau Foshau July 29, 2007
Related Words
lurpin' • Lurpin it • Bantuckee Lurpin' • Lupin • lurkin • Lupin The Third • Lumpin • Lupin the 3rd • Lurping Fag • Lerpin
Lurpin it
Similar to lurking but the lowest point of lurking. Laying in bed and just watching tv all day with no brain cells actively function. Lack of ambition
STONER: Yo bro what you doin?
STONER #2: lurpin it at home. Why whats up?
STONER: can i cruise over? We smoke some bowls!!
STONER #2: Hhhhrajah dat.
STONER #2: lurpin it at home. Why whats up?
STONER: can i cruise over? We smoke some bowls!!
STONER #2: Hhhhrajah dat.
Lurpin it by Richard fittzwell September 3, 2021
Bantuckee Lurpin'
1. Anyone from the docks of Bandera.
2. Anyone who steals from a person, then pretends to help that person look for the stolen item, usually but not always involves methamphetamines.
2. Anyone who steals from a person, then pretends to help that person look for the stolen item, usually but not always involves methamphetamines.
Bantuckee Lurpin' by don't handle me February 19, 2022
Remus Lupin
Remus, a.k.a Moony, is a former mysterious professor and werewolf who taught Defense of the Dark Arts in the third Harry Potter book. As a character, he provides a strong and mature father figure for Harry, and his highly charming personality contrasts magnificently with the terrible werewolf he becomes every full moon. As a person, he is thoughtful and compassionate, and is always there to lend a hand. He is also very intelligent, but not without a good sense of humor.
Lupin’s strength, optimistic, and considerate personality gives him the name a “drop dead sexy werewolf ” and makes people like me swoon. FanFics usually describe him as having glowing, very intense, soulful amber eyes with soft shaggy brown hair.
Lupin’s strength, optimistic, and considerate personality gives him the name a “drop dead sexy werewolf ” and makes people like me swoon. FanFics usually describe him as having glowing, very intense, soulful amber eyes with soft shaggy brown hair.
You'll know when you've gone too far obsessing over Moony:
1.) you attempted to perform "Avada Kedavra" on your physciatrist when she told you that Remus was a fictional character =)
2.)Every page in your diary has "Remus is coming for me today" written on it
1.) you attempted to perform "Avada Kedavra" on your physciatrist when she told you that Remus was a fictional character =)
2.)Every page in your diary has "Remus is coming for me today" written on it
Remus Lupin by DarkRose December 14, 2004
Jerk Lurkin
Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.
Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.
Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.
"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."
:::
Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>
:::
Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>
Jerk Lurkin by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013
lurkin-ass-nigga
lurkin-ass-nigga by 69Shithead69 March 7, 2016
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murderhobo
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