An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.

Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!

eggy lurch by MAP123 May 6, 2014

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Lunicornia

Noun: A non-functional Minecraft Bedrock Edition hack client.

Verb: Stealing someone else's code since you cannot make it yourself.

Noun: Lunicornia is the worst Minecraft client ever!

Verb: This guy literally just pulled a Lunicornia...

Lunicornia by lebruh 12345 July 27, 2020

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ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.

Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? by Zapidom June 30, 2021

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