lesbian uncle: a group of queer people with so much incomprehensible lore that "friend" and "bestie" can't begin to describe their relationship with each other

"have you spoken to elliott lately?"
"elliott? oh yeah! that's my luncle"
"your what?"
"my luncle! my lore giver and receiver. my recommender to best media. my older/younger soul"
"sounds like a cool luncle to me!"

luncle by haggyhagster September 7, 2024

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nut luncheon

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.

Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.

nut luncheon by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021

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mommy luncher

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.

Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.

mommy luncher by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015

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Liberian Luncheon

The act of adopting children from a third world orphanage for the purpose of. Ritualistic sacrafice at illuminati ceremonies.

We scheduled a liberian luncheon for next Tuesday, and well have the charity dinner next Friday.

Liberian Luncheon by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

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