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Launchpad McQuack 

A sexual act with several steps.

1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.

2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.

3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.
Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.
Launchpad McQuack by Jaroferic January 11, 2012

Launchpad McQuack 

A song by Sex Bob-omb, an indie rock band consisting of Stephen Stills, Kim Pine and Scott Pilgrim. Not the actual name of the song.
Scott: Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack!
Stephen: That's not the actual title of the song-
Launchpad McQuack by KrizzyKid September 4, 2013

Launchpad McQuack 

A sexy pilot originating from DuckTales (2017), he is a true chad and a homie, he also is in a commited relationship with Drake Mallard AKA Darkwing Duck, they also share a kick ass daughter called Gosylan Mallard
Damn bro I sure do love the best character Launchpad McQuack
Launchpad McQuack by Gengargaming_92 December 28, 2020

Launchpad McQuack 

1. a character on duck tales
2. an erect penis
hey, your launchpad mcquack is about to lift-off
Launchpad McQuack by bs & co March 1, 2005

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026