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Lunch Monkey 

Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.
Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!
Lunch Monkey by ZahaK August 7, 2021

toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.
Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

Lunch Money 

The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).
Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.

Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.
Lunch Money by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

lunch money 

1) A phrase used when something is particularly easy. 2) A term used to describe the actions of a petty or cheap friend.
Ricky: Dude, that midterm we took today was fuckin' lunch money.

Eduardo: I'm only gonna tip that bitch a dollar.

Ricky: Dude, that's fuckin' lunch money.
lunch money by Jombie May 4, 2006

lunch money 

Bearing refrence to the period of adolescent age when nerds would get beat up by the bigger kid for their lunch money. Thus, lunch money as an adjective can be used to describe anything not worth your time, or done poorly.
Dude, that was a lunch money party last night.
lunch money by Aaron December 18, 2004

Lunch Money 

The small amount of money you keep on you as a kid to spend on food or other dumb stuff
You: I only got 6 dollars for 7-11

Chris: Can you buy me a slurpee?

You: This is my lunch money!
Lunch Money by wally boy July 7, 2020