A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!

A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!

Lunchmeister by Captain Ezekiel Jones February 22, 2020

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Lunamaria

Full name: Lunamaria Hawke

A young female ZAFT Mobile Suit pilot from the anime series Gundam SEED - Destiny. Originally piloted a custom ZAKU Warrior, but after Shinn took up the Destiny Gundam, Lunamaria recieved the Impulse Gundam. Being the love interest of the main character as well as a pilot of a hand-me-down MS, one could speculate that it is only a matter of time before she dies in battle.

Luna: I hope that I can pilot this thing as well as you could...
Shinn: Don't worry, I'll protect you.

Lunamaria by GSD01 August 4, 2005

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lunchmeat

persons of lower quality or mediocrity

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.

lunchmeat by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

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lunchmeat curtains

When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.

I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.

lunchmeat curtains by ExtremeGamer August 2, 2003

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