A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!

A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!

Lunchmeister by Captain Ezekiel Jones February 22, 2020

Lunamaria

Full name: Lunamaria Hawke

A young female ZAFT Mobile Suit pilot from the anime series Gundam SEED - Destiny. Originally piloted a custom ZAKU Warrior, but after Shinn took up the Destiny Gundam, Lunamaria recieved the Impulse Gundam. Being the love interest of the main character as well as a pilot of a hand-me-down MS, one could speculate that it is only a matter of time before she dies in battle.

Luna: I hope that I can pilot this thing as well as you could...
Shinn: Don't worry, I'll protect you.

Lunamaria by GSD01 August 4, 2005

lunchmeat

persons of lower quality or mediocrity

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.

lunchmeat by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

lunchmeat curtains

When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.

I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.

lunchmeat curtains by ExtremeGamer August 2, 2003

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026