a person, usually a yoga enthusiast, who live and breathes the brand lululemon (purveyor of well-made and ludicrously priced sportswear). Might be seen wearing $100 yoga pants and $20 headbands while scrounging for gas money. See lululemon.com.
"Who was that girl in those fabulous yoga clothes?"
"That's Jenny. She wears nothing but lululemon, but she's stonebroke. What a lululemming."
A woman in a gym who uses a seated machine (e.g., a hip adductor/abductor, a leg press, etc.) specifically to relax and scroll on her phone whilst notably NOT working out with said machine. Usually this woman is clad in full-on Lululemon wear, or a convincing facsimile.
I have to hover for twenty minutes near the leg press just to get my reps in; a clueless lululemming is using the machine as her office space.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.