Definitions by JPCHICK

lululemming

A woman in a gym who uses a seated machine (e.g., a hip adductor/abductor, a leg press, etc.) specifically to relax and scroll on her phone whilst notably NOT working out with said machine. Usually this woman is clad in full-on Lululemon wear, or a convincing facsimile.

I have to hover for twenty minutes near the leg press just to get my reps in; a clueless lululemming is using the machine as her office space.

lululemming by JPCHICK April 27, 2026