lululemming

a person, usually a yoga enthusiast, who live and breathes the brand lululemon (purveyor of well-made and ludicrously priced sportswear). Might be seen wearing $100 yoga pants and $20 headbands while scrounging for gas money. See lululemon.com.

"Who was that girl in those fabulous yoga clothes?"

"That's Jenny. She wears nothing but lululemon, but she's stone broke. What a lululemming."

lululemming by ReedieBop June 25, 2009

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lululemming

A woman in a gym who uses a seated machine (e.g., a hip adductor/abductor, a leg press, etc.) specifically to relax and scroll on her phone whilst notably NOT working out with said machine. Usually this woman is clad in full-on Lululemon wear, or a convincing facsimile.

I have to hover for twenty minutes near the leg press just to get my reps in; a clueless lululemming is using the machine as her office space.

lululemming by JPCHICK April 27, 2026

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browsing lululemon activley

i was lululemoning in class today

lululemoning by ethn_d November 24, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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