lululemming 

a person, usually a yoga enthusiast, who live and breathes the brand lululemon (purveyor of well-made and ludicrously priced sportswear). Might be seen wearing $100 yoga pants and $20 headbands while scrounging for gas money. See lululemon.com.

"Who was that girl in those fabulous yoga clothes?"

"That's Jenny. She wears nothing but lululemon, but she's stone broke. What a lululemming."

lululemming by ReedieBop June 25, 2009

lululemming

A woman in a gym who uses a seated machine (e.g., a hip adductor/abductor, a leg press, etc.) specifically to relax and scroll on her phone whilst notably NOT working out with said machine. Usually this woman is clad in full-on Lululemon wear, or a convincing facsimile.

I have to hover for twenty minutes near the leg press just to get my reps in; a clueless lululemming is using the machine as her office space.

lululemming by JPCHICK April 27, 2026

lululemoning

browsing lululemon activley

i was lululemoning in class today

lululemoning by ethn_d November 24, 2021