when a mildly attractivewoman invites a man into her home/apartment after a date to have coitus
man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard man 2: never again
Derogatory term used for a person that is commonly referred to as awkward or unable to converse with women. This person is constantly ostracized by his/her peers. This person can commonly be characterized as a walking contradiction, both sexy and awkward.
Did you hear about Lukewarm and the Venetian chick?
Yeah, I heard he was so awkward he almost didn't get any.
Often believed to be mythological, this well preserved, room temperature vagina has been witnessed engaging in such acts as penile insertion. As to not confuse lukewarm tang with the orange drink, remember that said vagina belongs to a female and does not inhabit a foil pouch.
I'm snagging that lukewarm tang later if it's on the menu. Shamwow.