luksaitis 

Very strong man. He is very good at football and is a good lithuanian man, i'm pretty sure he's blonde

Person 1: Have you seen alfie's friend?

Person 2: Who? Luksaitis? That very sexy boy??? That dick is too big i see it through his pants
Person 3: I heard alfie has Ants in his pants, he tap dances in class when he's bored
Person 4: Luksaitis is so cool sexy boy, hey what you think of yourself

luksaitis by Luksaitis February 29, 2024

Lukeitis 

The condition of watching too much Luke Wilson on the AT&T Wireless ads. Symptoms include facial swelling and vocal changes. Can sometimes include excessive weight gain.

Are you feeling ok? Yes, I just have lukeitis from watching too many AT&T ads during the football game. I want to go to a buffet and stuff my fat face...

Lukeitis by gabulldawg2k January 17, 2010

Lucasitis 

When a director of high acclaim returns to filmmaking after a long period of absence or streak of success; and releases a disappointment. A lot of it is due to ego, or plain just getting rusty from not directing for a long time. Most notably; George Lucasreturned to the director's chair 21 years after the original Star Wars, to direct The Phantom Menace. "Phantom" was so overloaded with unnecessary CGI, and weak acting, and last but not least Jar Jar Binks. The Wachowski Brothers are another example. With such high expectations after the astounding The Matrix, they started showing breaks in their armor with The Matrix Reloaded, while mostly watchable, which then led to the letdown of all letdowns, The Matrix Revolutions.

"It's been 10 years since James Cameron had a real movie in theaters, I'm crossing my fingers he doesn't get Lucasitis when directing Avatar."

Lucasitis by Dr. Claw June 19, 2008