lucrativities

Extra curricular activities of an illegal lucrative sense.

Just got the supplies for my lucrativities...

by timJae July 13, 2009

lucrative

Producing much money, profitable

Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics

by Karloticos June 02, 2005

lucre

Money, legal currency. Often used in a negative sense, e.g., "filthy lucre."

The American race is rapidly becoming the coldest in the world, all because of this cruel, maneating idol, lucre.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

lucrative

Slang to describe feces that has worked its way loose after several minutes to an hour struggling to release it from your anus while being stuck while sitting on the toilet.

"I've been sitting on this can for 45 minutes and I'm missing most of the football game. But after some constant straining and pinching, this turd is becoming lucrative and passive, and will soon fall into the toilet after this brief struggle.

by DzNutz October 06, 2004

filthy lucre

money, cash,

by Tony the taxi October 03, 2003

filthy lucre

ill gottens gains, winnings from gambling of or office pools.

The money Chad won from the NCAA tournament contest was filthy lucre

by Bob Charles March 17, 2004

lucre snooker

Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.

The financial equivalent of a cock block.

Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.

"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."

by jivehoneyjive March 23, 2008