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lucifers lettuce 

Aka. Marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. Hash oil
Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man
lucifers lettuce by superstoner20000 February 29, 2012

lucifer's lettuce 

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)
lucifer's lettuce by big baby jesus. September 22, 2007

Lucifer's Lettuce 

Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.
"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."
Lucifer's Lettuce by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019

Lucifer's Lettuce 

Did you smoke the lucifer's lettuce?

How much is an ounce of the lucifer's lettuce?
Lucifer's Lettuce by Paintedqueen August 29, 2018
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026