by j. hickey August 31, 2007
bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"
johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."
bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"
johnny: "meh."
(coughs)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"
johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."
bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"
johnny: "meh."
(coughs)
by big baby jesus. September 11, 2007
Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man
by superstoner20000 January 30, 2012
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by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019
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