bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)
by big baby jesus. September 11, 2007
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man, i cant find my stash of lucifers' lettuce.
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Aka. Marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. Hash oil
Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man
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"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."
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Did you smoke the lucifer's lettuce?

How much is an ounce of the lucifer's lettuce?
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