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lucenet by A (person) June 12, 2016
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Lucent Dossier
Lucent Dossier (Loo-sent Doss-ee-ay) is a traveling group of performers. The are amazing. You probably know them from the Panic! At The Disco video, 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies'. They were also on tour with Panic! At The Disco recently. They are themed in performing arts, sort of a 'Cirque Du soleil meets Moulin Rougue'. They are also known for their burlesque-themed outfits and style...and very crazy make-up. Roger Fajas seems to be the ringleader.
Person1-Dude, Check out Lucent Dossier. They put on an amazing show.
Person2-I already have. I must say that Ringleader Roger is absolutely awesome.
Person2-I already have. I must say that Ringleader Roger is absolutely awesome.
Lucent Dossier by ShotgunxWeddingxx August 28, 2006
lucent
One who is experienced in the science of merpology. She comes and go as she pleases, and speaks her own language
lucent by Mah Pseud0nom October 26, 2017
Lucent
A "lucent" is a slang term for an older male
Lucents are classified by their:
Unemployment: Lucents are unemployed and do not attempt to become employed.
Laziness: Lucents spend their day on the bed, consuming junk food and watching television.
Hair: Lucents are unable to grow a full beard or moustache, and most are bald to some extent
The term "Lucent" is a portmanteau of "lose" and "cent", attributing to the fact that lucents frequently lose and misplace their money.
Lucents are classified by their:
Unemployment: Lucents are unemployed and do not attempt to become employed.
Laziness: Lucents spend their day on the bed, consuming junk food and watching television.
Hair: Lucents are unable to grow a full beard or moustache, and most are bald to some extent
The term "Lucent" is a portmanteau of "lose" and "cent", attributing to the fact that lucents frequently lose and misplace their money.
Person 1: The man in the next apartment never comes out. It's as if no one lives there at all.
Person 2: He's a lucent, it's better to ignore their type and let nature take its course.
Person 2: He's a lucent, it's better to ignore their type and let nature take its course.
Lucent by pizza829392 May 8, 2020
lucentsect
lucentsect by LucentLab August 19, 2020
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