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aol instant messenger/text message abbreviation for "laugh quietly to my self". used instead of lol, meaning "laugh out loud".
-jim: (insert joke here)
-john:lqtms
lqtms by b2j August 25, 2008
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laughing quietly to myself
i was lqtms instead of laughing out loud (lol)
lqtms by Lenny and Marissa January 18, 2009
laugh out loud to myself
Like lol but not out loud and quietly is lqtms
Stands for: Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
LTMSA by Super Steve Bishop January 20, 2008
(lqtm) Laughing Quietly To Myself: A kinder Gentler, more accurate "LOL". First credits for the use of this acronym date back to George W. Braun in 1999.
"I read Melissa B's humorous Facebook post and it had me LQTM"
LQTM by SarcasmRus October 25, 2011
Person 1: *Randomly says something ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS*
Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA LTMSH!!!!
LTMSH by fhk x3 May 23, 2016