lowey

A criminal mastermind who likes to plot and plan illegal ideas. Run from this boy

'He's a tres sexy Lowey'
'*gasp* a LOWEY? Are you mad? He'll rob your country of vodka x|

by Lana :) December 19, 2004

lowey

Lowey is what we call James. Mainly because it is his name. Oftentimes, we don't like to use the word 'James' as it is offensive. No, I joke. There are just too many James's to keep track off.

"James bake me a pie! No, not you James, Lowey! Bake me a pie!"

by your-tie-is-also-dead December 19, 2004

lowey

Self confessed, angsty teen, often found trying to find ways of hacking into various systems throughout the education system.Blames most things from poverty, to slow refresh rates on Tom from myspace.Has a strange obsession with dead baby jokes.Full on nerd, but you can't help but love him.

Friend:Hey Lowey
Lowey:What do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?
Freind:...here we go again
Lowey:ART!

by Edwardio September 27, 2007

lowey

A species of Englishmen who are prone to acts of randomness, characterized by good listening skills and known for being unique creatures.

That Lowey was off the hook!

by zeecrazyzee October 30, 2007

lowey

a girl who is who has sex/gives head to anyone because she is a slut

lets go ask that lowey for a blow job

by princess-paige December 18, 2005

lowey

Weird guy.. Bit retarded. In general, nice fellow. Often "falls in love", if this ever happens to you, don't believe him and run away. Seriously.

Girl: Hey, how are you?
Lowey: In love with you!!! Let's go out!
Girl: *runs away*

by Lowey December 19, 2004

lowey

A person who likes to randomly hug or otherwise attack people that he cares about. See Julzebob

Girls should not approach this person under any circumstances.

For example

Girl - "Hi Lowey"
Lowey - *Dives on girl and randomly hugs*

by Julzebob December 21, 2004