A diminutive and fastidious man of tediously predictable nature who never leaves the house without checking his bus app first and who's life ambition is to hold his own baby in his arms.
What, so you color-coded all your monthly outgoings in an Excel spreadsheet with multiple macros, whilst watching a documentary on the histrory of British railways? Dude, you are such a Lowey
by wopper314 May 9, 2013
Me: "Hey, lowey, why are you highlighting words on the school ICT regulations"
Lowey: "I'm just trying to find some loopholes, so I can hack into the school network without getting into trouble"
Me: "Fun"
Lowey: "I know, great, isn't it"
Lowey: "I'm just trying to find some loopholes, so I can hack into the school network without getting into trouble"
Me: "Fun"
Lowey: "I know, great, isn't it"
by JD March 9, 2005
Lowey, dont mistake it for Chloe, is a sweet and caring girl who anyone would be lucky to spend time with. Her smile warms your heart and her laugh causes joy to all that hears it. She is a brave and courageous girl who does whatever it takes to see others happy. You want lowey as a friend, she would be there for you no matter what. She'll be there for anybody who needs it, and will take the time out of her day to help you out. She is definitely one for the books and if you meet a Lowey, make sure to get to know her because she will change your life.
by Jm_02d June 10, 2019
noun.
A guy who is better friends with your girlfriend than you are. Constantly cockblocking and belittling you; he is the bane to your existence.
A guy who is better friends with your girlfriend than you are. Constantly cockblocking and belittling you; he is the bane to your existence.
by AsSeriousAsMan October 22, 2010
by Shit in a can December 4, 2006
by Lana :) December 19, 2004
Lowey is what we call James. Mainly because it is his name. Oftentimes, we don't like to use the word 'James' as it is offensive. No, I joke. There are just too many James's to keep track off.
by your-tie-is-also-dead December 19, 2004