julzebob

A backing singer and a grandma impersonator. She wears glasses. Sexy x-ray glasses. But shush, you can't tell anyone. Cover your body parts when walking past her. Although seeing as it's x-ray it won't do much good.

"Julie, you are dressed as a grandma."
"Why yes, I am."

"What are you doing?"
"Running down school corridors in my Peejay's. Why? Everyone does it."

by your-tie-is-also-dead December 21, 2004

lowey

Lowey is what we call James. Mainly because it is his name. Oftentimes, we don't like to use the word 'James' as it is offensive. No, I joke. There are just too many James's to keep track off.

"James bake me a pie! No, not you James, Lowey! Bake me a pie!"

by your-tie-is-also-dead December 19, 2004