Skip to main content

Lowell Indiana 

Lowell Indiana is a great town for your typical old fat scum republican farmer. Everyone in the town that is not white or straight gets pissed on and called a stupid liberal. There are corn fields for miles and lots of Diesel trucks that cause global warming. All the kids who go to the school are lowlife druggies who think juuling is a great alternative for cigarettes. All of them will be working at Walmart and they will say they’re assistant manager and think they’re cool. In conclusion, do not come to Lowell Indiana unless you’re conservatives and don’t care about anyone else.
Dave: Wow Sandy! I haven’t seen one yard without a Trump sign!
Sandy: Dave, pay attention to the road, we have an NRA party in Lowell Indiana we need to get to.
Lowell Indiana by liberalgirl2016 October 15, 2018

Lowell, Indiana 

Lowell is a small town in Northwest Indiana where most older men are farmers and the kids have nothing to look forward to when they grow up.
I hate living in Lowell, Indiana, I don't know what I'm going to do with my life.

Lowell, Indiana 

The person who posted before me doesn't seem to agree but I personally love lowell. It's always been such a nice place to go on a walk and hang out with friends, and in my opinion the library here is the best part. It's nothing special but it's still something that's always been here and I don't expect it to leave. I hope the person before me found out what they wanna do with their life. ^_^ bye.
Lowell, Indiana by Imjustbored^_^ December 9, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026