loadmuffin

slutty ass cunt nigga face. or anything that you want it to be.

that loadmuffin's clit stank like jose posada.

loadmuffin by tfrenchzzz. December 28, 2007

Loonmuffin 

Noun; Someone who pertains to strangeness, stupidity or idiocy.

"UKIP are a bunch of loonmuffins"

"I've been a bit of a loonmuffin, I've lost my wallet"

Loonmuffin by @jameswjacobs May 4, 2013

lovemuffin 

A nickname for a individual, your spouse, or a very good friend.

I love you lovemuffin.
I've missed you lovemuffin.
Your my lovemuffin.

lovemuffin by HollyJean May 18, 2005

ginger lovemuffin 

A ginger person who is a your lover and is insanely gorgeous.

He's my ginger lovemuffin.

ginger lovemuffin by mushu2357 April 18, 2010

lovemuffin 

A pastry of some sort that is used as an entry point for a good ole fashion spank.

A fresh replacement for your hand

I mom just pulled some blueberry muffins out of the oven, they looked good to eat, but even better as a lovemuffin. So I took it to the bathroom, treated it, then enjoyed it as a nice afternoon snack. Al Naturale

lovemuffin by I rule the rock April 8, 2008