A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
A beautiful song by System of a Down off of their fifth album Hypnotize.Written and sung mostly by lead guitarist Daron Malakian,the song is once again a reference to the Aremenien Genocide.It is NOT an emo song.Anyone who says it is an emo song is just retarded.In fact anyone who says that this song and even SOAD themselves is emo deserves to be shot.
SOAD Fan: i think one of SOAD's best songs is Lonely Day.It's slow but powerful all the same...
Douche:OMG like yhu are such an emo!SOAD are so emo and that song is soooooooo emo!
SOAD Fan: (pulls out gun) That's it...
A day in which a male, or female has not got a reply from someone all day, the ones who they want to reply can range from normal people to people they like.
How to find a lonely day
When someone who usually does not respond, it is not a lonely day
When it is someone who always responds and replies just barely does, and or does not at all, it is a lonely day.
Person 1: Man, today is such a lonely day, you feel?
Person 2:
Person 1: Yep...
A day where you have no plans and all friends/family are busy and the only thing on TV that is mildly interesting are specials about Hitler. Which are on all day...
I had nothing to do yesterday, and the ballgame wasn't on until late. So I had a Lonely Hitler Day again. Irslike Hitler is my only friend...
Every year during February 9th is a day where you listen to jazz and think about how lonely you are. If you’re in a relationship, you reminisce upon the days where you were lonely.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.