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i love you too 

what you say as a comeback when someone either someone says something mean to you or they say "i hate you"
Jenny: you're ugly, stupid, and mean!
Caroline: I love you too! <3

I love you too 

What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.
Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*
I love you too by Itachi-San September 27, 2009

I love you too 

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.
you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*
I love you too by \/\/\/\/\/ May 6, 2014

i love you too @carrot cake :-) 

i love you too. ALOT
oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

I love you too 

I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.
There's nothing I can do.

No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.

But I love you.

I love you too
I love you too by Hym Iam January 12, 2022

I love you too 

When smb doesn't want to say I love you back or they just don't mean it but they don't want to be mean and not say it back.
Gf: I love you!
Bf:I love you too!
I love you too by Algleaa January 22, 2025
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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