love truncheon

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

love truncheon by Coitdog October 21, 2005

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love truncheon

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

love truncheon by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007

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love truncheon

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

love truncheon by patricia October 1, 2003

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a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

a beating from the love truncheon by S Hussein April 3, 2003

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a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

a beating from the love truncheon by Anonymous December 12, 2006

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purple headed love trunchon

Another Purple Headed slang term for a fully engorged penis

While she blew me I pulled out of her mouth and started beating her about the head with my purple headed love trunchon

purple headed love trunchon by Min January 9, 2007

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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