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Love Shit 

When you're pulling a one night stand or just starting to date a girl/guy and you take a dump in their toilet. Not just any dump though, one of the foulest, sloppiest, noisiest and odorous dumps you will ever have!!

Causes: Nerves, fast food, kinky sex etc.
Jimmy: Hey what you doing back so early? Thought you were with that blonde chic?

Carl: She got pissy cause I took a shit in her toilet! I just couldn't hold it in man.

Jimmy: Love shit cock blocking! Love it!
Love Shit by mit5 March 3, 2011

IN LOVE WITH SHIT 

I AM (YA HEY)
Nobody can ever love me as every FACE I see in FECES brings me more IN LOVE WITH SHIT then anything on this EARTH and the SMELL is the SEXYNESS that brings me to be the SHITEATER I am and MORE MORE MORE.

i shit love you 

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
i shit love you by Qu_ge June 25, 2021

I love to shit on 

You :)😘🥰😍
I love to shit on you :)
I love to shit on by Bad C dev November 6, 2024

buy me honda, I love you no shit 

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

love shits 

When two lovers have intercourse on the toilet facing each other, and both take a shit at the same time.
the guy sits on the toilet first then the girl mounts him, facing him and both partners shit, love shits
love shits by rick james ya October 7, 2008
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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