A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.
I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fuckingdea kept it leaving me a love letter.
"Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
A genuine written form of communication with someone you love when the atmosphere becomes tense.
When a couple or loved ones are unable to make contact in a way that feels genuine, there are virtually no words that can fix what is wrong in their relationship and the longing for connection continues. A love letter is the productive answer, as writing is less intimidating than face-to-face communication. Writing allows time to cool down, to think, to reflect, to be heard and to be understood.
I believe a love letter may begin where pride ends and strength that overcomes the human resistance to being the one to 'give in' is fully embraced.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!