love crater

(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.

When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:

1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).

In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:

1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).

Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!

Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?

Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...

by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012

Love caterpillar

A caterpillar made entirely out of love. This caterpillar loves to cuddle and enjoys making interesting noises. Caution: These caterpillars will sneeze at you if they are threatened.

Caroline, you're such a "Love caterpillar"

by mooooooooccd13 February 25, 2011

Carter Love

any male with bright red hair. Often hates to be referred to as a ginger. Generally a douche to most people he meets.

Sara: hey have u talked to that ginger over there?

Ali: DONT CALL HIM THAT. He's a total Carter Love and might

punch you if he hears you!

by GBJUI765YRTYKF June 30, 2011

Lovecrafter

A person/individual who is into the Lovecraftian Fandom or the Cthulhu Mythos.
Much like Whovians, Sherlockians, Lovecrafters enjoy the same thing as other Lovecrafters.
Most commonly (and possibly Stereotypically) their favorite stories are either or both of Dunwich Horror or Call of Cthulhu.

Lovecrafter 1: I really love Call of Cthulhu and Dunwich Horror!
Lovecrafter 2: Oh, how original. No, Kadath and Shunned House was better.
Lovecrafter 3: You all suck, The Case of Charles Dexter Ward was the best one of them all.
Person 1: (whispering) What are they talking about?
Person 2: (whispering) They're Lovecrafters... Fanboys and Fangirls of Lovecraft.
Sherlockian: Amateurs....

by MrDavidAmnesia December 4, 2013