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Midnight Lotto Ticket 

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
Midnight Lotto Ticket by KRock Radio December 15, 2008