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whenever someone wipes their snot on someone, most likely a bloody booger or maybe a long line of mucus
DID YOU JUST LOSNIX ON ME?!?!?”
losnix by quackattack:) March 19, 2021
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guy 1 man i had the worst day at work...ill kill someone!

guy 2 dude...stop being such a lonix
lonix by haulnlass August 1, 2007
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Loonixtard 

Extremely retarded people who are Linux fanboy. They hate everything about Windows because Linux is "the best os" even though almost everyone in the world using Windows. They don't want to admit Linux has many flaws but when talking about Windows those Lonixtard non stop crying about it.

They hate Windows but they also runs Windows games and software through emulation software like Wine, Proton, etc which makes them really hypocrite, even though there are so many bugs and performance is trash they will still say nonsense bullshit like it runs "better than in Windows " which is totally delusional and dumb.

They worship Linus Turdfail (Torvalds) like it was their god and Linux is their religion. They are coping so hard like saying "Linux will replace Windows" every year but never happens. When people told Loonixtard that Windows on gaming market will still rules, those Loonixtard is malding and keep saying Steam Deck will "replace" Windows gaming but Steam OS charts says otherwise because Loonix with all the garbage distros still stays under 2% even after SteamOS exists it would never replace Windows gaming no matter how delusional Loonix tard and the YouTard Loonix tuber keep claiming that nonsense bullshit.
Loonixtard Linux Fanboy
Lonix us a cool dude.. living in Vanse, Norway.
Lonix by Georg w. Bush October 24, 2003
A large cat with small spikes on its back.
"Did you hear about the lopnix sightings?"

"What the hell is a lopnix...?"
Lopnix by Lilly Rizuri August 8, 2021
A legend who was born inside of a Korean song's lyrics. lisnix is a Roblox UGC Creator, who is so lazy, that he forgets what he wanted to create. He's a HUGE Kpop Stan, especially for the girl group 'BLACKPINK'. He listens to music nonstop, all day, every day.
lisnix fears nothing, except for his girlfriend, who has the most bizarre Mood Swings.
lisnix just bought another BLACKPINK merch!?!?
lisnix by not lisnix June 16, 2023

Loonixtard 

An individual who is overzealous for Linux in circumstances where they shouldn't, for instance, someone has an issue with Windows, they tell said person to use Linux.

A loonixtard is also person who believes that Linux is the superior operating system, better in every way, despite Linux having many issues.

Basically, a Linux shill / Linux zealot.
Windows user: Hey, this program won't launch on my computer.
Loonixtard: LuLZ! USE LINUX!!!
Windows user: Thanks, loonixtard.
Loonixtard by WhosBlue February 18, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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