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laughing out so much
or
laying on small mattresses
"Losm! That shit was so funny"

losm by Anirage June 7, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
Acronym for "Leave Off Shit, Mash Strikes" - popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club, UK
LOSMS, Bobby, LOSMS
LOSMS by Mebemax February 3, 2022

J.P. Losman 

Worst quarterback in Bills hsitory, making Rob Johnson, and even Vince Ferragamo look good by comparison.
J.P. Losman threw another interception, God, he sucks.
J.P. Losman by rollthebones April 14, 2009
1. A sadistic hard ass who doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone or anything; including himself.

2. An obnoxious person who will generally stalk an easy target in order to provoke and harass said target for shits and giggles.

3. A troll
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy that shot in a gang shooting? Poor guy
Person 2: who cares fucking bitch deserved it
Person 1: Wow you're such a Losmno don't you have any emotion at all??
(In mind)Person 2: umad
Losmno by WhoIsBigSmoke December 8, 2009
Devious wild beast with long spiky ears and big round toes. Usually lures young prey and does many unholy things to them. It is possible to spot him by his strong Old Spice odor, that is capable of killing your nose nerves.
Losmi is looking at its young prey
Losmi by Losmihater January 22, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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