The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease

Otherwise known as “The Cold War” - more specifically “The Cuban Missile Crisis”

The Cold War (also known as The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease” was a period of global geopolitical rivalry between the United States (US) and the Soviet Union (USSR) and their respective allies, the capitalist Western Bloc and communist Eastern Bloc, which lasted from 1947 until the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991

by Mebemax May 09, 2025

Nuclear Edging

The act of baiting out your political adversaries by stockpiling increasing amounts of nuclear weapons, threatening to use them, but ultimately not doing so

Secretary of Defence: “Sir, we have reports that the Soviets are stockpiling nuclear warheads in Cuba, only 90 miles from the southern tip of Florida”

President Kennedy: “They’re edging us, Rob. They’re nuclear edging us”

by Mebemax May 09, 2025

FUGNB

Acronym for "Fielders Use Gloves, Not Bats" - popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club, UK

Person 1: “Oh, I appear to have bought by bat out to the field”

Person 2: “FUGNB, Bobby, FUGNB”

by Mebemax August 28, 2022

great nob, hitler

Spoonerism of “Great Hit, Nobler” popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club

“Great nob, Hitler! Urgh, I mean great hit, Nobler!”

by Mebemax July 14, 2023

Optimism

Bringing condoms to a family funeral

Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism

by Mebemax September 07, 2023

LOSMS

Acronym for "Leave Off Shit, Mash Strikes" - popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club, UK

LOSMS, Bobby, LOSMS

by Mebemax February 03, 2022