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When he shot me I knew it was lorzy.
lorzy by Steve Birkland September 17, 2022
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A blue eyed golden balled bonse of a brother, loved my many feared by more, amazing talents and skillz.
Gets all the ladies with the twinkle in his eyes.
Should of been born in barbados.
Hes two sides of a coin.
Dont attempt to wake him up though.
"whos that there?" thats LozzyB mashing up the mix
LozzyB by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021
Related Words
lorzy • lolzy • lorry • Lordy • lorny • Lory • Loryn • lozy • loozy • Loreyn

lolzypop 

The usage of lolz to continue a conversation that is extremely boring or on a very serious topic.
A- Were you invited to the party dude?
B- Nuhope man...
A-Me too! Who organized this party anyway?
B-Idk
A-Lolzypop...
lolzypop by Hilsnigga October 18, 2013
Loyal, caring, creative. Always the best listener she will always give you sound advice, but has often been guilty of not taking her own good advice. Not quick to trust or open up to new people, but once she let's you into her heart, you will always have a place there provided you don't screw it up. Loves to laugh even though stress rules her life. She loves to love and be loved in return. She always tries to be nice, but you will find yourself out of her good graces if you just assume her name is spelled "Laurie" or some other variation.
WOW! Lory is so nice.

Until u piss her off
Lory by wagchinyu November 20, 2018

Maltby lorry 

A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.
Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?

He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
Polite and shorter way of saying "Oh my dear God!" without implying direct begging of the Man above. Coined by Ladholyman from #srvanime @ irc.rizon.net.
"Lordy!" screamed {rR}cv1per4 as he was shot multiple times in the chest, resulting in a very bloody death, by teammate {rR}Ladholyman's M5 Pump Shotgun.
lordy by Ladholyman April 25, 2005
(lor-nee)

adjective

1) a state of mind or time of life where both horniness and loneliness are present, interdependently influencing one another, inflicting strong emotions, and fueling spontaneous, irrational decisions (made dramatically stronger by consumption of alcohol)

2) a sickness that befalls humans during cuddle season (aprox. November through March)
His decision to sleep with her was influenced more by his lorny state than by any real attraction to her.

"Babe, I'm so lorny."
Lorny by lKub December 4, 2013
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