lopsod

when you mix someones face with knife.

there was a murder today they said it was a lopsod.

by daniel greene January 14, 2007

lopods

A burrowing carnivorous mammal found on Long Island, New York, related to the pig-weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs and dark hair (if any). There is anecdotal evidence that they were originally from Brooklyn, New York but there is no evidence to support that claim. They have been seen as far north as Canada, wearing beer stained and ill-fitting NY Mets or Islanders Team Shirts. They eat often and drink like the hordes of hell. Most often seen in packs, blighting the sun with the dust they stir.

Shit, hide the cheese, the lopods are in town!

by E. Gironda August 5, 2007

lopsided

When a girl's breast is larger than the other.

Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.

by duke of ass August 28, 2006

Losodomy

The act of getting your brains fucked out, through your ass.

Guy 1: Hey, you know that Cheryl chick?
Guy 2: Yeah, I hear she's into Anal.
Guy 1: Hell yeah, I hooked up with her last night and gave her a total Losodomy! I had her walking funny and mumbling incoherently all night!

by Kuhnaydeein April 14, 2010

Robin the lopsided cradle

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.

Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023

lopsided slummy

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

i got a lopsided slummy

by lopsidedslummy April 1, 2021

lopside

someone with a head always tilted at least 15 degrees

You that kid Ryan, his head is lopside!

by Rusty May 25, 2003