lopsod
lopsod by daniel greene January 14, 2007
Words you can keep
lopods
A burrowing carnivorous mammal found on Long Island, New York, related to the pig-weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs and dark hair (if any). There is anecdotal evidence that they were originally from Brooklyn, New York but there is no evidence to support that claim. They have been seen as far north as Canada, wearing beer stained and ill-fitting NY Mets or Islanders Team Shirts. They eat often and drink like the hordes of hell. Most often seen in packs, blighting the sun with the dust they stir.
lopods by E. Gironda August 5, 2007
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lopsided
lopsided by duke of ass August 28, 2006
Losodomy
Guy 1: Hey, you know that Cheryl chick?
Guy 2: Yeah, I hear she's into Anal.
Guy 1: Hell yeah, I hooked up with her last night and gave her a total Losodomy! I had her walking funny and mumbling incoherently all night!
Guy 2: Yeah, I hear she's into Anal.
Guy 1: Hell yeah, I hooked up with her last night and gave her a total Losodomy! I had her walking funny and mumbling incoherently all night!
Losodomy by Kuhnaydeein April 14, 2010
Robin the lopsided cradle
Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.
Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.
Robin the lopsided cradle by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023
lopsided slummy
lopsided slummy by lopsidedslummy April 1, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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