lopchop 

1. A derogatory term for a cowardly person.
i.e. wimp, pussy, faggot, or bitch.

2. A guy who either a) chooses hoe's over bro's or b) lets his hoe control him

1. That lopchop can't even finish his beer.

2. Joe couldn't make it cuz his girlfriend won't let him out tonight, what a lopchop!

lopchop by gh0$t April 15, 2008

lobchop

It means girls or bitches.

There's Alex he gets no lobchops.

lobchop by Cum cake October 13, 2022

LOLCHOPPER 

LOLCHOPPER is a differentiation of the word ROFLCOPTER, still relying on the use of a helicopter.

Dude 1: Go to that store and buy some Mentos and then I'll go in and get a 2 litre bottle of coke!
Dude 2: LOLCHOPPER

LOLCHOPPER by Shortlems July 21, 2011

Lapchop 

Lapchop - someone who is stoned enough or smoking weed and forgets to bring their tools to work . Dumbfounded at forgetting to bring something 100% needed to the job you're working . Keys ,tools, water, gas, blueprints ,etc

Fucking idiots at jjob site today the lapchop foreman didn't bring the specifications sheet to finish electrical and inspection is in an hour

Lapchop by Powderglyceride1369 February 6, 2019