Lapchop 

Lapchop - someone who is stoned enough or smoking weed and forgets to bring their tools to work . Dumbfounded at forgetting to bring something 100% needed to the job you're working . Keys ,tools, water, gas, blueprints ,etc

Fucking idiots at jjob site today the lapchop foreman didn't bring the specifications sheet to finish electrical and inspection is in an hour

Lapchop by Powderglyceride1369 February 6, 2019

lopchop 

1. A derogatory term for a cowardly person.
i.e. wimp, pussy, faggot, or bitch.

2. A guy who either a) chooses hoe's over bro's or b) lets his hoe control him

1. That lopchop can't even finish his beer.

2. Joe couldn't make it cuz his girlfriend won't let him out tonight, what a lopchop!

lopchop by gh0$t April 15, 2008

Lamchops 

When something is lame to an extent where you must add food to the end just to cheer you up.

you got an F on the math final?
Lamchops bro!

Lamchops by TheRealJuanFromLincoln December 17, 2011