2 definitions by Powderglyceride1369

Lapchop - someone who is stoned enough or smoking weed and forgets to bring their tools to work . Dumbfounded at forgetting to bring something 100% needed to the job you're working . Keys ,tools, water, gas, blueprints ,etc
Fucking idiots at jjob site today the lapchop foreman didn't bring the specifications sheet to finish electrical and inspection is in an hour
by Powderglyceride1369 February 6, 2019
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Severe lumps on top of the head ,; caused by blunt force trauma to the skull
After hearing Rico suave put the moves on his wife ,he pounded him in the head causing him to develop a case of lumphus maximus ! Are you back your neck your back your shoulders your feet
by Powderglyceride1369 October 15, 2018
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