loothor

the act of a drunk man saying he is a 20th century knight who cleans horses pee holes with a cell phone

for god sakes johnny lothor that horses dick

by silly samson bryike June 20, 2003

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Lothorlitnghamr

Lothorlitnghamr is known as many things by many different people, but what he truly is, is, a war hero. Lothorlitnghamr, short for Lothor, was born in the viking era. He quickly became the general of the army of barbarians, archers, and giants. He was successful in every battle, no one matched his army's skill in battle. He soon created a clan, named, “The Package.” In no time many other generals joined the clan, and it became very successful. One day, a barbarian named, “Shhhmoke,” snuck into the clan castle, dressed as the most powerful of men. Lothor liked his look, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. After that day, the clan began falling apart. People began leaving the clan and the clan started dying. Lothor lost his leadership skills and began yelling at his recruits for not filling the Warboat with troops. More and more people left, until the clan soon became empty. Shhhmoke was the last member to leave, and Lothor was disappointed in himself. No one ever saw or heard of Lothor to this day, and he is believed to be a myth. But I know the stories are true, and I know that Lothor truly is, A war hero.

Person 1: Did you hear the myths about Lothorlitnghamr?

Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

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loothole

A common term used by Mexican roofers referring to skylights on a house.

Hey, ese, look at all those lootholes.

by Glitterdick February 25, 2005

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lootwhore

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A person who is bent on acquiring a lot of items (loot)in a MMORPG. Usually carries a pejorative tone, implying that the person in question is egoistically and unrationally focused on his/her gear, but can be used as a compliment of sorts for the hardcore, gear-obessive players.

A: "Man, I wish I had that 'Fur-covered Aegismastershield of Linkzor the Elfman', would really own for my paladin"
B: "Dude, you only just got your 'Chromatically Tempered Greatsword' yesterday, don't be a lootwhore"

by Bahaz June 29, 2006

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lootwhore

A player of an MMORPG, usually between the age of 15 and 18 years old, who will attempt to loot any and every item that drops from a raid boss. A seasoned lootwhore will also compliment their lootwhorish ways with rediculous justifications to explain why the fifty other swords they looted this week aren't as good as this fifty-first one.

Sokkou, the rogue from Drama, is notorious for being a piece of shit lootwhore. He also dates his sister.

by MaximusMg June 7, 2007

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