loosey juicy 

A phrase sometimes confused with loosey goosey.

She thought he said loosey juicy when he really said loosey goosey.

loosey juicy by The Confuserator February 13, 2018

Looney Juice 

Extra strength lager ie: Tennants Extra or Carlsberg Special brew spesh

A particular fave with drunkards or down and outs

"he looks a bit wobbly, been on the looney juice me thinks"

Looney Juice by upper class twit2 March 16, 2009

loose juice 

When referring to all alcohol.

"How much loose juice do you have for the party?"
"Past the loose juice"
"Your tern to get the loose juice"
"Man have a thirst for loose juice"
"We're out of loose juice"
"Where are we going to get loose juice at this hour?"

loose juice by GernotRaida May 29, 2007

Loose Juice 

Is a large man who after consuming massive amounts of alcohol, goes into an uncontrollable, unstoppable rage after failing to bring home a girl from the bar. The loose juice tends to break anything in site in order to satisfy his caveman like needs to release his juice.

Alex came home from the bar extremely intoxicated and acted like a loose juice, smashing bottles in the street and punching holes in the wall while his friends watched unable to stop him.

Loose Juice by Little Steeler Fan March 17, 2009

loose juicin' 

1. The act of trying to make love (usually unsuccessfully) to every women at the party.

2. Ejaculatin' all around the room.

1.

Gloria: Man, you shoulda seen Tyrone loose juicin' every girl at that party! 'Still came out dick-dry!

Shanay-Ain't that the truth! Holla!

2.

Man, Johnny Loose-Juiced all over my room! Dang it!

loose juicin' by Donteen "The Mean Machine" Swift April 26, 2008

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

Loose Poose Juice by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

shake the juice loose 

To Masturbate

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

shake the juice loose by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022