loosey deucy

Not quite diarrhea, but a rather loose, unformed stool. a bowel movement that takes on a soft serve like consistency.

"Whew, I shouldn't of had that late night burrito, I just had a real loosey deucy in the bathroom at work!"

by emrsushi September 2, 2009

loosey deucey

when yo butthole loose

ayy yo fam my ass loose as shit, dis mofo loosey deucey

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) December 17, 2018

Loosey Ducy

Another way of calling a girl a whore, playing off of saying she is 'loose between the legs'.

"Ugh, I hate her. She's such a loosey ducy whore."
"What does that even mean?"
"Pretty much that you could fit a basketball between her legs with ease."

by Blue Sky Noise November 10, 2011

loose deuce

Diarrhea, liquid shit, wet fart

Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.

by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005

Loose Deuce

An ugly female who is known to sleep around.

"Damn look at that chubby hoe with no panties on!"

"Ewhhh, that bitch is a loose deuce."

by J-Syth October 15, 2011

Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 13, 2022