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Looksies Crapsies 

You've seen Looksies Crapsies everywhere. They're dully sitting on the shelves in your dining room and bursting out the seems at your grandma's house. Sometimes they're hung up and displayed on the wall with hollow phrases like 'Family' and 'Live, Laugh, Love' *insert audible gag

These are all the knick knacks you've acquired throughout your mundane life and are now (proudly?) displaying around your house in an effort to appear refined and cultured. But it's really just a bunch of stuff that is taking up space. Looksies Crapsies serve no utility purpose, they are simply Things To Look At (Looksies) that are essentially just Crap (Crapsies).
"The things you own, end up owning you. Martha Stewart is polishing brass Looksies Crapsies on the Titanic, it's all going down man" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"I bought a miniature Eiffel Tower replica as a souvenir from a guy (one of thousands, isn't that A-MA-ZING?!?) who was selling them on the street in Paris. Can't wait to put it on our coffee table to show how well traveled and cultured we are!" - Karen
Individual cigarettes often sold at convenience stores owned and operated by men of arab discent
Hey, muhammed, man, how much yo loosies?
loosies by K.Raw May 24, 2004
Loose cigarette from the store at a fair lil price for the real multitasker not wanting to purchase a pack or pursue smoking regularly.
Loose bogey. Shoot, I's smokin loosies so a nigga can quit, shoot nigga.
Loosies by d rodd May 25, 2009

looksist 

A person who approves of another based only on attractiveness.

Also: a crowd of people who turn their nose down to you unless you are gorgeous.
I don't mean to be so looksist, but my date last night was a total dog.

Apply for a job there only if you don't mind a looksist environment.
looksist by Scotty S. September 1, 2008
A term used by some of Norwegian descent that is a corrupted spelling of the slang 'look/see'.
Thanks for the plan. I'll take a looksie and get back to you.
looksie by Tom McNamee January 6, 2006

lookies dookie 

Common among male swimmers, lookies dookie is a serious medical condition that includes symptoms such as: excessive hair growth, improper grammar usage, pale skin, over-confidence, and a failing sense of humor, ending in the subsequent growth of a mangina/m-ussy.

Causes of the condition include, but are not limited to: over-chloriniation, lack of oxygen to the brain, excessive use of exclamation marks, iPhone addiction, the use of the word "bro", and 'Jersey Shore' re-runs.
Caesar: Did you see that guy's status update? I could have sword int was written by a Pre-Schooler.

Jorge: Dude, don't joke. He's got lookies dookie. It's pretty serious.

C: What?! How serious?

J: Not sure, but I think I saw him use the women's restroom the other day...
lookies dookie by see-see October 21, 2010