lonking

to poo whilst having sex, or to cum up someones ass and then they poo

dude, jane did some major lonking last night

by whittomnessss May 13, 2006

Lonking

A psychic prediction followed by a tantrum by the psychic when the prediction comes true.

Pre Pokémon go legendary raid: " I'll get a shiny Virizion because it's useless and I have one already
Post Raid: "You see guys, Shiny Virizion and I hate it soooo much" !!!!
Anyone else at the raid: "He's Lonking"

by Lonk008 November 18, 2020

Lonking

using a remote control button to lock a vehicle and simultaneously honk the horn

My neighbors pollute the soundscape with their habitual lonking

by bagootie February 6, 2022

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013

Lenking

To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.

We have just spent the afternoon lenking about really, had a few beers and a few games of pool.

by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009

good looking

adj. The vastly optimistic assessment your friends use to describe the blind date they've arranged for you.

Matt: So tell me about her. Is she cute?

Claire: She's "good looking".

Matt: Wait...huh?

by lugnutwrench August 10, 2008

Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

by Meatfish January 17, 2014