lonking

to poo whilst having sex, or to cum up someones ass and then they poo

dude, jane did some major lonking last night

by whittomnessss May 13, 2006

lonk

Typographical error that means 'Link'
It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU.

House for a hunfred bucks!
lonk

by narutofayg August 23, 2006

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HEY THAT SHEEP IS NAMED LONK

by LONK LONK October 27, 2020

lonk

v. German. To shit oneself on orgasm.

Dude 1: So you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: It's been awhile since I been with someone and I was getting off and when I came, I instantly shit my self and all over my bed!
Dude 1: You F@cking Lonked!!

by yO'Neill February 26, 2008

Lonk

A "name" or "title" that means "The Aborted Legend"

"Hello, my name is (insert name) but you can call me Lonk."

"Damn, that man is a Lonk."

"Guys I'm Lonk!"

by tecap October 25, 2020

Lonk

Long lanky penis.

Dude, fred has such a lonk!

by Lonk_Master5 November 7, 2009

lonk

A link that is non-functional because there is something wrong in the URL

ttp://somewhere
ww.somewhere

lonk

by C! November 17, 2006