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lonking by whittomnessss May 13, 2006
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Lonking
looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami
The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.
"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."
or
"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"
or
"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"
looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013
Lenking
To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.
Lenking by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009
good looking
adj. The vastly optimistic assessment your friends use to describe the blind date they've arranged for you.
good looking by lugnutwrench August 10, 2008
Looking for Boston Market
A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
Looking for Boston Market by Meatfish January 17, 2014
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