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According to the Real Academia Española, the Spanish-language word "longo" is derived from the Quechua-language word "lungu".

Socialistic hippies like the longos because of their uncivilized Turd World manners.

longo by extreme troll May 16, 2007

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longo

Chronic masturbation. Uncontrollable boner-lust, followed by humping any object within reach. The result of Longoing to long is having a crushed pelvis and imploded penis.

Man 1: Oh my God, he's at it again.

Man 2: What? Who?

Man 1: My roommate. He's Longoing. Again.

Man 2: Jesus, does he have, like a problem or something??

Man 1: He's like an animal. A monster.

Longo: What's going on fellas.

Man 2: Why is your hand bleeding?

Man 1: *silent disapproval*

Longo: You guys are douchebags.

longo by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006

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Longo

A mexican male known for being extremely honosexual and a raging alcoholic. Usually gets no bitches but is always down to hang.

Did you see longo last night? He was getting absolutely no pussy at the club.

Longo by Nocomment25 March 7, 2022

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Longo Bongo

A way of saying huge forearm

thats a big "Longo Bongo" of your's

Longo Bongo by Big Bongo March 24, 2018

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Longo Dick

Only the largest of all penises in the world

J. Longo: You know why my name is "Longo" right?
R. Smith: No. Why?
J. Longo: Because of this "Longo Dick"

Longo Dick by theoneandonlysa November 24, 2014

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Mongo longo

Stupid or dumb in Spanish

Jeff can be described in two words: mongo longo

Mongo longo by Football13 July 29, 2012

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going longo

1. Fucked up 2. Going crazy 3. Not working properly 4. An all in all, true pain in the ass (this is the most all-encompassing and prominent definition)

Past tense: went longo

Etymology: Eastern Pennsylvania, 2004. Believed to have derived from the famous New Jersey bitch.

Can be used in any way appropriate to the situation.

Verb: I tried to log onto the computer, but it promptly crashed and now it is going longo on me.

Noun: My new boss is one hell of a Longo.

going longo by Baxter Grimes September 14, 2004

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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