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Chronic masturbation. Uncontrollable boner-lust, followed by humping any object within reach. The result of Longoing to long is having a crushed pelvis and imploded penis.
Man 1: Oh my God, he's at it again.

Man 2: What? Who?

Man 1: My roommate. He's Longoing. Again.

Man 2: Jesus, does he have, like a problem or something??

Man 1: He's like an animal. A monster.

Longo: What's going on fellas.

Man 2: Why is your hand bleeding?

Man 1: *silent disapproval*

Longo: You guys are douchebags.
longo by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006
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A mexican male known for being extremely honosexual and a raging alcoholic. Usually gets no bitches but is always down to hang.
Did you see longo last night? He was getting absolutely no pussy at the club.
Longo by Nocomment25 March 7, 2022

Longo Bongo

A way of saying huge forearm
thats a big "Longo Bongo" of your's
Longo Bongo by Big Bongo March 24, 2018

Longo Dick

Only the largest of all penises in the world
J. Longo: You know why my name is "Longo" right?
R. Smith: No. Why?
J. Longo: Because of this "Longo Dick"
Longo Dick by theoneandonlysa November 24, 2014

Mongo longo 

Jeff can be described in two words: mongo longo
Mongo longo by Football13 July 29, 2012

going longo

1. Fucked up 2. Going crazy 3. Not working properly 4. An all in all, true pain in the ass (this is the most all-encompassing and prominent definition)

Past tense: went longo

Etymology: Eastern Pennsylvania, 2004. Believed to have derived from the famous New Jersey bitch.

Can be used in any way appropriate to the situation.
Verb: I tried to log onto the computer, but it promptly crashed and now it is going longo on me.

Noun: My new boss is one hell of a Longo.
going longo by Baxter Grimes September 14, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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