2 definitions by theoneandonlysa

Penetrator 5000

Another word for penis when regarding it's amazingness and huge size

Stevie: How was your date last night?
Jim: It went well if you know what I mean.
Stevie: You give her the Penetrator 5000?
Jim: Hell Yeah!

by theoneandonlysa November 25, 2014

Longo Dick

Only the largest of all penises in the world

J. Longo: You know why my name is "Longo" right?
R. Smith: No. Why?
J. Longo: Because of this "Longo Dick"

by theoneandonlysa November 25, 2014