longo

an Ecuadorian spic

According to the Real Academia Española, the Spanish-language word "longo" is derived from the Quechua-language word "lungu".

Socialistic hippies like the longos because of their uncivilized Turd World manners.

by extreme troll May 16, 2007

longo

Chronic masturbation. Uncontrollable boner-lust, followed by humping any object within reach. The result of Longoing to long is having a crushed pelvis and imploded penis.

Man 1: Oh my God, he's at it again.

Man 2: What? Who?

Man 1: My roommate. He's Longoing. Again.

Man 2: Jesus, does he have, like a problem or something??

Man 1: He's like an animal. A monster.

Longo: What's going on fellas.

Man 2: Why is your hand bleeding?

Man 1: *silent disapproval*

Longo: You guys are douchebags.

by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006

Longo

A mexican male known for being extremely honosexual and a raging alcoholic. Usually gets no bitches but is always down to hang.

Did you see longo last night? He was getting absolutely no pussy at the club.

by Nocomment25 March 7, 2022

Longo Bongo

A way of saying huge forearm

thats a big "Longo Bongo" of your's

by Big Bongo March 24, 2018

Longo Dick

Only the largest of all penises in the world

J. Longo: You know why my name is "Longo" right?
R. Smith: No. Why?
J. Longo: Because of this "Longo Dick"

by theoneandonlysa November 24, 2014

Mongo longo

Stupid or dumb in Spanish

Jeff can be described in two words: mongo longo

by Football13 July 29, 2012

going longo

1. Fucked up 2. Going crazy 3. Not working properly 4. An all in all, true pain in the ass (this is the most all-encompassing and prominent definition)

Past tense: went longo

Etymology: Eastern Pennsylvania, 2004. Believed to have derived from the famous New Jersey bitch.

Can be used in any way appropriate to the situation.

Verb: I tried to log onto the computer, but it promptly crashed and now it is going longo on me.

Noun: My new boss is one hell of a Longo.

by Baxter Grimes September 14, 2004