longjerity 

Describes the length in which somethings lasts, including time, distance, taste, pain, clothing items.

The longjerity of flavour in that chicken wing was peng.

Hoping the longjerity of this top is at least 6 months.

longjerity by CalumA18 May 10, 2020

longevity 

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life

A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.

longevity by Blacks February 28, 2007

longevity 

Big titties

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity

longevity by Briznandon February 12, 2004

Longevity Biscuit 

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

Longevity Biscuit by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

Longevity 

A simple response to someone who sneezes, a 'blessing' of good health free from religion.

Often used by scientists in the academic field of DNA longevity research.

Person A: HAATCHUUUUU!!!@## .....
Person B: Lóngevity!

Person A: Chuuu!
Person B: Longevity my good sir!

Longevity by Tinkí February 8, 2024